SONNY
a.k.a.
FADE2BLACK
and
BOSS
I'm a kid trapped inside a 37 yr old man's body. I love my family and cherish my friends. I still think fart jokes
are the best and I still think I can breakdance my way out of a fight. I'm the Asian Al Bundy. I dig non-Asian
chicks that dig Asian dudes. I'm also fond of chicks with tattooed sleeves. I can unscramble an egg and I can
hear silence. I've counted to infinity twice and I don't need Viagra, I just think of me. I'm what Willis was talking
about. Before the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for me. Superman, Batman, and Spiderman
wear "Fade2Black" pajamas when they sleep. I am man, hear me snore!